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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?	We would like to inform u to ure life was a mistake, so plz report to ure local vet to b put down...Srry for any inconvieniences!!	WANTED..Guy.preferably hansome,nice car,nice ass,fantastic in bed,kind & caring...I no this doesnt apply 2 u but if ya no any 1 give them my number	UR CUTE UR SWEET UR NICE UR A STAR UR HONEST UR GOODLOOKING UR CARING UR GOOD UR GENTLE IN FACT UR JUST "LIKE ME"!!	I'm not as dumb as you look
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how i wish i kud touch u, fil ur body, n hold u w/ my hand, 2 kis ur lips so fresh, n 2 zip the tastiest part of u! i luv u...my refreshing COCA-COLA !!!	Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!	You = Gorgeous You = Sexy You = Intelligent You = Delicious You = Seductive You = Perfect Me = liar Only Joking!!	I really deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.	Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science will come up with something to help you
Roses r red, violets r blue, its valentines day and no 1 luvs u!!!	This is MAGIC ! Press down 12times U"ll become CUTE! at ur AGE u stil believe in MAGIC? Shame on u	Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.	U are a... B.I.T.C.H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Honest r u smiling now?	A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!	the road to success is usually ............... under construction	is there any intelligent life on earth ? yes but I’m only visiting	laugh and the world laughs with you -snore and you sleep alone	NOKIA regret to inform you that you have no new messages. We take no responsibility for you having no friends. In accordance with the Ugly Loser Act 2004 ..
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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.	Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!	What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."	Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!	U need MONEY to call someone HONEY